It’s because they keep getting COCKBLOCKED.
OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS AIR
oh my god I can’t stop laughing send help
Tumblr just got so much better with this post.
It’s on my dash again! Forever reblog!
I JUST SCREAMED
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puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
(Source: caraknightley)
Matt Cohen about shooting the scene with Jensen Ackles in S05E13 @ BurCon
Richard Speight, Jr.: I gotta say, Matt, thank you, because for about two minutes, we were the most homoerotic Q&A.
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getthefuckdownjulesverneishere:
Dying. Accurate as fuck.
Im not even a bachelorette. But this sums up me pretty damn well. Wow. Scary.
Bloody hell. Accurate. XD
The accuracy is frightening.
I’m scared, stop describing me, Internet
JESUS FUCK omg especially the makeup one you guys don’t even know sometimes i wear the same makeup between showers oh god
omfg
(Source: anamelessbitch, via finnicksdown)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
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(Source: doctor-how, via dieobrien)
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