"With our thoughts, we make the world."

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I touched John Green’s crotch.




It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

I’m gonna cry this is hilarious

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing, via clueing-for-bowties)

Filed under author: john green crying this man i swear to god

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If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione



You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

(via clueing-for-bowties)

Filed under book: harry potter