"With our thoughts, we make the world."

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I touched John Green’s crotch.

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

I’m gonna cry this is hilarious

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing, via clueing-for-bowties)

Filed under author: john green crying this man i swear to god

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If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

(via clueing-for-bowties)

Filed under book: harry potter